Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

Funny messages always bring smile on other faces and it incessantly changes our  sentiment. Some people always prefer to funny messages on any occasion. Now Christmas is coming in few weeks and lots of people will search various types of funny Christmas messages for friends. Christmas is a time of pleasure and fun and people try to make others happy and glad and that is why lots of people wish to others with funny Christmas sms. We will  suggest all this year wishing your loved ones with best and unique funny Christmas messages and making others happy. If you are Consideration how you can get best and exclusive collection of funny Christmas messages for friends so, now you don’t need to think about it. This year our team is presenting here, most laughable and latest collection of funny Christmas messages for friends, funny Christmas quotes.

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual question, “And what would you like for Christmas ?”The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

“May I speak to the person in charge of gift wrap?”
“Sorry, she’s all tied up!”

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

The judge asked the defendant what he was charged with.
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” was the reply.
“That not illegal!. How early were you shopping?”
“Before the store was open.”

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

There are three stages of man – He believes in Santa Claus;
he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common?
They both drop their needles.

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

What did the salt say to the pepper?
Season’s Greetings.

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he wasn’t chicken!

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

What did santa say to his 3 daughters?
ho!ho!ho!

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?
Because she kept running away from the ball!

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
Mooooey Christmas!

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

What do you get if a vampire crosses the road with jack frost?
Frost bite!

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

Christmas shopping is awesome, only when it is for you…Merry Christmas!!

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

Christmas gifts are lovely, only when you are not the one paying for them though!!

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you! Happy Holidays.

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

You can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles three things… a rainy day, an ill loved one and tangled Christmas tree lights.

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

Happy Christmas Two things upon this changing earth
can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ’s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!

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