Funny Happy New Year Jokes

Funny Happy New Year Jokes

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Funny Happy New Year Jokes

two friends(characters)

First to fat other friend:

lets make new resolution of getting

Smart

For new year! :-)

Other friend said:just shut up!

I m the best in way I am no need of

This type resolution.

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Funny Happy New Year Jokes

People make new resolution

1st January I have left drinking

2nd January I have left smoking

And after 10 days I m going to

Start therapy

And after 10 days met to that friend

In-front of him commitment done,

Hey u said to leave these thing

Buddy let leave it for next year’s resolutions

That time I was in frolic…

Funny Happy New Year Jokes

a cat’s resolution

Option A: to loose weight

Option B:to buy a biggerBasket

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Monkey talks

This year its my complete resolution

To quit Bananas from my life :p

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Funny Happy New Year Jokes

Girls resolution was to loses he

weight in new year

But lost some where her motivation

To loosing her weight

Funny Happy New Year Jokes

mom to son: happy new year son

Son: shocked alas

But I have not finished yet with last one

mommy

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Father to a boy: I don’t want to see 

My daughter with a donkey for all life

Boy: that’s why I want to get marry with her this year

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