Funny New Year Resolution

Funny New Year Resolution

It is said that New Year resolution is made to be broken. That's the reason, why most of the New Year resolutions are considered funny. A funny New Year resolution is frequently made during the celebrations of New Year eve. Most of  people make New Year resolution just for fun while some make them with a sheer seriousness. For example, if you have an  corporeality problem, you can make a New Year resolution on that. However, if it's works for you, you will be benefited else you will get a funny New Year resolution.

Funny New Year Resolution

I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.

Funny New Year Resolution

I will think of a password other than "password" or "hello".

Funny New Year Resolution

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

Funny New Year Resolution

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

Funny New Year Resolution

Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom. 

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Funny New Year Resolution

I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

Funny New Year Resolution

I will try to figure out why I really need ten e-mail addresses.

Funny New Year Resolution

I will not eat medicine just because it looks like candy.

Funny New Year Resolution

I will watch more TV. It's very educational. Catch up on all those programs you missed down the years.

Funny New Year Resolution

I will play more computer games. Scientists say they're good for me and improve my visual skills. 

Funny New Year Resolution

I will eat more nice things like candy, Big Macs, popcorn, and ice cream. Eat less crap like fresh fruit, vegetables, and soy nuts.

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