Naughty Christmas Text Messages For Friends

Naughty Christmas Text Messages For Friends

On this Christmas Season be naughty by sending Naughty Christmas Text Messages For Friends to your friends. If your are looking for Naughty Christmas Text Messages For Friends,we have great collection of Naughty Christmas Text Messages For Friends. Make this Christmas Season naughty by this Text Messages.Be naughty on this Christmas make your Christmas one of the best memorable Christmas.

Naughty Christmas Text Messages For Friends

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

MErry Christmas ;)

Naughty Christmas Text Messages For Friends

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming in to my neighborhood after dark.

 Naughty Christmas Text Messages For Friends

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.

Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”

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Naughty Christmas Text Messages For Friends

“Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.”

Naughty Christmas Text Messages For Friends

Small boy wrote to Santa Claus, “Send me a brother.” Santa Claus wrote back, “Send me your mother!” Hohohoho! Merry Christmas!

Naughty Christmas Text Messages For Friends

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry ’cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!

I sit atop ur Christmas tree,

All clad in pink, a real fairy.

The reason I appear so glum,

The sprig of spruce stuck up my bum.

Merry Christmas

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Naughty Christmas Text Messages For Friends

A weather man predicted snow

But he didn’t get it right

So the female anchor on the show

Asked to our delight

“So Bob, where’s that 8 inches!

You promised me last night?

Happy Christmas

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